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10 May 2009 @ 04:16 pm
Heroes, Facebook style (1x01 - Genesis)  
Title: Heroes, Facebook style (1x01 - Genesis)
Fandom: Heroes
Rating: PG
Plot: Remember the pilot? That. Only, like the Facebook feed.
Language: English
Disclaimers: Everything belongs to Tim Kring and NBC, my soul included.


Peter is emo!dreaming of jumping off a building.

Peter joined the group "I Think I Can Fly".

Charles is dying.

Peter and Simone are now friends.

Mohinder is boring his students to death.

Chandra joined the network "DEAD!".

Mohinder added the application "My Father's Research".

Chandra shared a photo of a map with Mohinder.

HRG is in India being morally grey.

Niki is doing a strip-tease.

Niki was nicknamed "Bitch" by Ando.

Ando was nicknamed "Pervert" by Niki.

Niki joined the group "My Son Is A Genius".

Niki has serious problems.

Zach uploaded a new video of Claire.

Claire is seriously hurt.

Claire is no longer seriously hurt.

Claire became a honorary member of the group "I Attempted Suicide And Survived".

Peter invited Nathan to the group "I Think I Can Fly".

Nathan ignored Peter's invite to join the group "I Think I Can Fly".

Nathan wonders if he should get his brother detained.

Angela changed her status to "Under Arrest".

Claire is being emo.

Zach joined the group "Your Powers Are So Cool, You Should Tell Everybody".

Hiro added the application "Bend Time And Space".

Ando is skeptic.

Hiro added "Death Grip" to the list of things he really needs to learn.

Ando watched Niki's video.

Micah was banned from the group "Expensive Private School".

Niki has seen her reflection in the fish tank. Only it's not her. It's complicated. You wouldn't understand.

Peter sent a Hug to Angela using the "Super!Poke" application.

Nathan is really really angry.

Nathan joined the group "I'm Running For Congress And My Family Is In The Way".

Peter created the group "Nathan Petrelli Fanclub".

Micah changed his location to "Tina's House".

Claire wants to establish a new suicide attempts per day record.

Claire saved a man's life using the "Special Abilities" application.

Mohinder changed his location to "New York City".

Isaac is destroying his evil evil paintings.

Simone invited Isaac to join the group "Rehab".

Simone joined the group "I Really Don't Believe You Have Special Powers Even If You Show Me".

Nathan gave Peter a shoulder rub using the "Petrellis' Inappropriate Touching" application.

Nathan sent "Pity" to Peter using the "Big Brothers" application.

Peter ignored Nathan's "Pity".

Peter and Mohinder are now friends.

Niki wants to leave the group "I Sold My Ass To Mr. Linderman".

Niki changed her name to "Jessica".

Ando joined the group "I Really Don't Believe You Have Special Powers Even If You Show Me".

Hiro changed his location to "Women's Room".

Micah is worried.

Niki is confused and scared.

Simone wrote on Peter's wall:
"Need you. Meet me at my father's apartment? Thanks."

Mohinder added HRG to the Friends List "People I hope I'll never meet again".

Mr. Muggles is a superstar.

Lyle thinks his sister is retarded or something.

Hiro was banned from the network "Japanese Bar".

Ando because administrator of the group "I Really Don't Believe You Have Special Powers Even If You Show Me".

Hiro was nicknamed "Super Hiro" by Ando.

Simone is looking for morphine.

Claire has joined the group "I Lost My Right Hand For About A Minute, No Big Deal".

Sandra has joined the group "Parents Who Don't Have A Clue What's Going On In Their Kids' Lives".

HGR has changed his location to "Home".

Hiro time-traveled.

Hiro changed his location to "New York City".

Hiro uploaded the audio file "Yatta!".

Isaac changed his status to "Overdosing".

Isaac shared the painting "Peter flying" with Peter.

Isaac shared the painting "New York exploding" with Peter and Simone.

Simone is worried sick.

Nathan is annoyed (but still looking fabulous).

Peter has thrown a telephone at Nathan using the "Super!Poke" application.

Peter believes he can fly.

Nathan saved Peter's life using the "Special Abilities" application.

The audience is hooked already.

Tim Kring is evil!grinning.

Slash Communities are being opened.
 
 
 
A Troop of Rogue Trained Monkeys from LJ's Search: LJ Drama Heroes Stylehanuueshe on May 10th, 2009 03:16 pm (UTC)
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I have to run to work, so I can't comment in detail, but, basically? You win.
Everybody wants a thrill: PNamorekelly_girl on May 10th, 2009 03:30 pm (UTC)
Haaa! Awesome. Loved Nathan's and Peter's. The rest were funny too.
Shuhedanayika on May 10th, 2009 04:22 pm (UTC)
This is awesome! Love it! Especially Niki has seen her reflection in the fish tank. Only it's not her. It's complicated. You wouldn't understand.
Jen the Fangirl: Sideways Peterfangirljen on May 10th, 2009 04:32 pm (UTC)
Oh that is a lot of fun! *L* Love the crack. Now are you going to do all the other eps too? *L*
Maggie: Heroes - Peter/Nathan Pilotmwmm23 on May 10th, 2009 04:38 pm (UTC)
Weee, this was awesome! :D I agree, the Nathan and Peter ones were the best but they were all great, fun idea! <3
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kathy_kat: hiro Ando - grinkathy_kat on May 10th, 2009 04:47 pm (UTC)
Wow LOL i laughed my ass off :D those Hiro's parts are my favourite ;)

Awesome work you have done ^___^
Catie Paige: badass.hrg&angelatalkingmetaphor on May 10th, 2009 04:59 pm (UTC)
I was laughing so hard.
This is seriously genius of you.

My mom was laughing too and she thinks our fandom is ridiculous so that's extra win points.
Lemmy: My Brainlemomina on May 10th, 2009 05:28 pm (UTC)
OMG !!! LMAO !!
EPIC WIN <33
MORE PLEASE ^___^
Misty: [Heroes] Sylar - Hotel Duskweirdmisty on May 10th, 2009 06:07 pm (UTC)
I read this with my mum and we both LOLed pretty hard xD
Jemmz: Heroes-Superbowljemmalynette on May 10th, 2009 06:29 pm (UTC)
LOL, this is brilliant and so creative. This is my favourite part:

Peter invited Nathan to the group "I Think I Can Fly".

Nathan ignored Peter's invite to join the group "I Think I Can Fly".



Ahaha! Made of awesome.
Fi's Fics and Other Thiings: Winksdo_you_like_pie on May 10th, 2009 06:56 pm (UTC)
This made my day!
chris: heroes • nathan || puppy eyes;kimmy_dreamer on May 10th, 2009 08:42 pm (UTC)
Just four words: you.are.a.genius! *_________*
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ykoriana: join the dark side!ykoriana on May 10th, 2009 09:21 pm (UTC)
Slash Communities are being opened.

LOLZ I loved this so much well done!!!
miss_misomiss_miso on May 10th, 2009 09:28 pm (UTC)
Beyond awesome. It's hilarious from start to finish, but my faves:

Nathan gave Peter a shoulder rub using the "Petrellis' Inappropriate Touching" application.

Hiro changed his location to "Women's Room".

Hiro uploaded the audio file "Yatta!".


Makes me want to watch Genesis again (for like the 20th time). You win at life.
sonic47 on May 10th, 2009 10:44 pm (UTC)

Totally put a smile on my face. Great job
jackiemust_diejackiemust_die on May 11th, 2009 12:43 am (UTC)
ahhh!!!
(^_^)
this was hilarious
lyxie on May 11th, 2009 01:24 pm (UTC)
Oh, that was great. I needed a good laugh : )
jaune_chatjaune_chat on May 11th, 2009 01:45 pm (UTC)
I just set new decibel levels in my home laughing my butt off at this. You, my friend, rock. Like the stone age.
threefaintcalls on May 11th, 2009 08:20 pm (UTC)
BRILLIANT!
I loved this:
Peter created the group "Nathan Petrelli Fanclub".
tardis_stowaway: hiro clockstardis_stowaway on May 12th, 2009 06:48 am (UTC)
Fantastic! This is really clever. I just rewatched "Genesis" (oh, show, you were so good back then!), and this is just so right. I love Peter and the "I Think I Can Fly" group, Isaac sharing his paintings, and Hiro uploading the audio "Yatta!"

One quibble: you might want to check a little more carefully for typos like this: "Ando because administrator of the group "I Really Don't Believe You Have Special Powers Even If You Show Me"." I assume you meant became? Still a very fun fic, however. I'd love to read more like this.
Erica: Adventurehatgrlstargazer on May 13th, 2009 03:16 am (UTC)
Hee! Very funny. I particularly laughed at "Peter has thrown a telephone at Nathan using the "Super!Poke" application."
LilRedKA: Heroes: Super Villianfirefox1490 on July 21st, 2009 05:49 pm (UTC)

Nathan gave Peter a shoulder rub using the "Petrellis' Inappropriate Touching" application.


LMAO

This is all different kinds of WIN!
turtle_gooseturtle_goose on October 29th, 2009 06:54 pm (UTC)
This may be the greatest Heroes fic that I've ever read.
ThyCrownlessPrincessisarn on April 28th, 2011 10:22 pm (UTC)
Great!!